Gwen: You know, as I walked home from work today, I smelled my first fire.
Kay: What! Did you call 911?
Gwen: No – not a FIRE!! I mean the smoke drifting from someone’s fireplace.
Kay: Really? Already? Well, I guess it’s fireplace weather now.
Gwen: And that means it’s “guy” weather.
Kay: So...guys have their own weather now?
Gwen: You know what I mean. That time of year when guys smell outdoorsy from doing chores around the yard.