Gwen: You know, as I walked home from work today, I smelled my first fire.

Kay: What! Did you call 911?

Gwen: No – not a FIRE!! I mean the smoke drifting from someone’s fireplace.

Kay: Really? Already? Well, I guess it’s fireplace weather now.

Gwen: And that means it’s “guy” weather.

Kay: So...guys have their own weather now?

Gwen: You know what I mean. That time of year when guys smell outdoorsy from doing chores around the yard.

Ladies....have you been feeling in need of attention lately? Did that recent Blue Moon inspire lustful fantasies? Does your bodice need ripping?

Well then, I have just the thing to make those fantasies come true, and it doesn't involve wishing on a star. It's also not 50 Shades of Grey, it's pink, and it's called Boudoir by Vivienne Westwood.

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